How to Eliminate Body Odor

Cave Painting from Southern Africa

How to Eliminate Body Odor |
Monday – April 13, 2026

Body odor? Is it even a problem? Oh yes, body odor is a major problem and really an indication of how poorly you control your body. Do you really want to smell like a caveman at the end of a day? Are you a caveman? Oh yes, pay attention to the picture attached to this post, depicting life in what is colloquially known as the "stone ages". Whatever one could say about the life facing these men of about a hundred thousand or so years ago, this picture is actually not older than a couple of thousand years, one thing was clear: they smelled, and they smelled really bad. So again, do you really want to smell like a cavemen? If you do, then you are likely one of those insurable morons that believe in tolerance, and in this case your "tolerance" likely extends to the body, because after all it is often said that it is important to understand and even "respect" your body, because your body is "natural" and all the things that it does must therefore be good, and that would perhaps be true in the solidified state of infra-human modality. Are you an animal though? Well, I guess the "sensible" assertion is that you indeed are an animal, a tropical ape to be precise, and just as well then. If you are nothing more than a tropical ape I encourage you to move back to Africa and while in the process to embrace every odor coming out of every one of your orifices, and please do not think that anyone would miss you, especially not that stench. Yes, go be natural and go be a smelly tropical ape. I know... I know, I am being facetious. Actually I am not but you think I am because you really believe that the sweat produced by your sweat glands is a good thing, because of this thing called "evolution". Indeed, you have evolved the ability to produce sweat because when you run around on the Savannah, as if you would, you need to be able to keep up continual movement, but of course the apex would devour you soon and you would be long forgotten. That is actually nature and that is actually what your disgusting body wants you to be, not the apex, not the winner, and certainly not the hero. No, your body seeks to destroy you and it has sought this from the moment you took your first breath. Your body is stuck in the corporeal and crude mentality, and if you seek to rise above humanity and the animal kingdom, then you need to commit a kind of ritual killing of your body, not yourself. To kill your body is actually to liberate yourself, to leave the worldly behind, to enter onto the transcendental plane. So again I assert: your body is not your friend and it never was.

    So, onto how you actually go on about eliminating body odors. There are many ways you can deal with the fact that you are smelling bad and I will list them later, but before we can proceed to that part, allow me to describe why you are smelling bad: yes the biggest reason why you are smelling bad is because you are sweating, and sweat is produced by glands, and yes most moderns consider these glands to be "natural", but really they are evil and can be eliminated, and this goes to my stance on plastic surgery as well; then there is also the fact that you are likely not cleaning yourself enough, and besides sweat, there are so many other disgusting body fluids that produce smell that I am quite frankly unable to list them all, but I should mention the idea that some of these smells, sweat included, are produced to create some kind of pheromone is absolute nonsense and recognized as such by profane science. Sweat, urine, fecal matter, etc, these are all disgusting things produced by your body, because your body exists in an animal and solidified state, and as long as you accept that your body is an animal, you will just never be able to reach beyond the sensible, and you will remain kept in that cage of so-called "ordinary life". I can tell you this: if a person has a strong body odor, then that person is very likely depraved, and often mentally ill. Would you like to be perceived in the world as a depraved lunatic? If you do not want this, then you should work on eliminating your body odor, and really in the grand scheme of things you should work on not descending down to the infra-human level. Of course, today it seems that women more so than men are obsessed about eliminating their body odors, and this is a good thing and goes to that logarithmic point I made about femininity the other day, and generally it should be expected that most men not only are more offensive and loud but also more smelly, but it is for some reason considered a male gender role to be very rude and smelly, especially if the smell hints at one or more of his addictions, read alcoholism. This is not masculinity – this is a monstrosity! Of course, the Islamic tradition more than anyone else perhaps has always had a strong emphasis on cleanliness and the fact that it is very much Barakat (بركات) to be clean, especially upon entering the Masjid (مسجد). So clean yourself, Inshallah (إِنْ شَاءَ ٱللَّٰهُ).

    So, how do you actually go about eliminating body odors? Well, the best and most permanent solution is to essentially rely on surgery to remove as many sweat glands as possible, if not all, and this would essentially mean that you would modify your body, or take a step towards singularity, read "Transhumanism". While I am not a medical professional, I believe that this would be the best suggestion, but there are many less intrusive ways to deal with your stench, and some of them just involve such things as simple anti-odor control in the form of deodorants. Then there are also hormone blockers that will block or significantly reduce your testosterone (if you are a man) and this will help to reduce your body odors, especially those that are related to sweat glands, and with testosterone blockers you also have the added benefit of losing your libido, something that I can almost assure you will not miss, but often governments will not allow you to take testosterone blockers, because they need a lot of manpower and you are essentially forced to perform modern so-called "masculinity" if you were born male, read "Modern Warfare", and besides they want you to also impregnate women so that they can continue with the vast and enormous fraud, the ponzi scheme of modern so-called money, a true bastardization of the coinage. Lastly, there is of course adenocarcinoma, a cancer of glandular tissues, and to the extent that this disease can be used to destroy these glands, it could be construed that it could help reduce body odor, but I do not recommend this very radical approach, and besides, these cancers tend to affect the glands of inner organs, essentially leaving sweat glands safe and sound.

    These were some of my thoughts on this issue, and while this may strike you as unusual, I do believe that body odor must be eliminated. I just refuse to take anyone that is smelly seriously; I just refuse to grant such a person respect, and yes I am serious.

Reginald Drax – April 13, 2026.